Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen
This is an accurate representation of court today.
Actually, this is an accurate representation of court every day.
With gold, I could buy women, golden women, and “Pop-Tarts”. Gold can also buy you a ship, but mine ideally would not have Dothraki in it.
Peter Dinklage | 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - September 23, 2012
Tyrion Lannister Blacklight Poster, version 2
Gorgeous. I happen to have a soft spot for Mr Dinklage, too. The original painting for this is up for sale in their Etsy shop, for an absolute steal. You can also see photos of their unique collaboration technique and see the other works that they’ve done.
- Be Master of the Coin, I suppose. Since I’ve apparently been demoted to that position.
- Continue to try to keep King’s Landing from falling into complete ruin.
- Plot against Cersei.
- Slap Joffrey.
But Lady Catelyn, you’re not a Lannister…
Apologize. And offer him copious amounts of wine, so that he might forget the incident.
Thank you… but you’re not someone I recognize…
Did Jaime and Cersei have another child I don’t know about?!