Speaking for the grotesques...

Hello, I'm Tyrion, son of Tywin, or the other Lannister brother.

I enjoy living, drinking, and fucking. And being clever, of course.

I am also in constant need of stimulating conversation, so if you wish, you may ask me questions and if I find they are interesting enough, I will answer them.

HEAR ME ROAR

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lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

This is an accurate representation of court today.

Actually, this is an accurate representation of court every day.

(via birdstump)

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Anonymous said: Would you rather have gold, women, or golden women? I'd go with Pop-Tarts, but whatever floats your boat full of Dothraki over the Narrow Sea.

With gold, I could buy women, golden women, and “Pop-Tarts”. Gold can also buy you a ship, but mine ideally would not have Dothraki in it.

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galleryofthrones:

Tyrion Lannister, by Cara & Louie

Gorgeous. I happen to have a soft spot for Mr Dinklage, too. The original painting for this is up for sale in their Etsy shop, for an absolute steal. You can also see photos of their unique collaboration technique and see the other works that they’ve done. 

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amateurwhovians said: What do you intend to do now that your father has returned and you are no longer Hand? Also, I must say that it is an honour to ask this of someone as clever as yourself milord.

  • Be Master of the Coin, I suppose. Since I’ve apparently been demoted to that position.
  • Continue to try to keep King’s Landing from falling into complete ruin. 
  • Plot against Cersei. 
  • Slap Joffrey.

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gameofkittehs:

Catelyn Kitteh

But Lady Catelyn, you’re not a Lannister…

(via myladyofwinterfell)

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Anonymous said: I accidentally vomited on my brother at a dinner party. What do I do now? D:

Apologize. And offer him copious amounts of wine, so that he might forget the incident.

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lovintheoperaghost said: You're the best uncle in the world <33

Thank you… but you’re not someone I recognize…

Did Jaime and Cersei have another child I don’t know about?!



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