Speaking for the grotesques...

Hello, I'm Tyrion, son of Tywin, or the other Lannister brother.

I enjoy living, drinking, and fucking. And being clever, of course.

I am also in constant need of stimulating conversation, so if you wish, you may ask me questions and if I find they are interesting enough, I will answer them.

HEAR ME ROAR

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askbronn:

seemorebanannafish:

And who are you,the proud lord said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a cat of a different coat,

that’s all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Castamere,

But now the rains weep o’er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,

and not a soul to hear. 

Going back to my singing roots.

“Drunk Lannisters” wouldn’t be referring to me, would it?

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ask-jorah:

Ask Jaime isn’t the only one taking questions! We all are open for business still! :)

(Source: askjaime)

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proustianrecall said: Dear Tyrion, what's the worst thing you've ever drank? (That's not some kind of bodily fluid?)

Reminded me a bit of Joffrey, really.

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asktywinlannister:

haikeri:

asktywinlannister:

mikodemus:

haikeri:

asktywinlannister:

Naming horses is stupid. They all die at the end

Naming your children is also stupid, because they all die at the end, my lord :__:

You are comparing children with horses?

Absolutely! 8D

Please, don’t pretend you haven’t compared me to a horse before.

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ask-got:

Ask Game of Thrones is still up and running! With the start of s2, we hope to answer all your questions about your favorite characters!

For the basics on Ask Game of Thrones, please see THIS POST.

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(via askros)

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asktommen:

I love Margaery!  She’s beautiful and kind and always listens to me.  (Her grandmother scares me, though.)

And Uncle Jaime is my favorite uncle.  I want to be just as strong and brave as him when I grow up.  



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